Monday, October 6, 2008
Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator
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I am: Hen Waffle Palin
MMM breakfast
Hahaha I would be Ladel Torque Palin. Pretty perfect.
Cue Manhunt Palin here.
"sarah palin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Flack Gobbler Palin
Who knows, Flack Gobbler Palin you just might be president one day!"
That is just too fan-freaking-tastic!
Flex Gunship Palin... sounds fairly accurate!
What? "Filter Skate Palin?"...I hate you Mom!
Khaki Salmon Palin
my mom is Chop Meth Palin
This is hysterical! Thanks so much for giving me a much-needed belly laugh tonight. You'll have to stop by my Loin Falcon to see pictures of my Clamp Noodle sometime!
Sincerely,
Chin Trout Palin
Just wanted to tell you all goodbye before I head off for Iraqistan to put an end to this stinkin' war once and for all.
~Torpedo Vindicator Palin
This just made my day.
Sincerely,
Flag Cobra Palin
Oh dear. As Shove Maggot Palin, I'm pretty sure I would be the "problem" child.
Shove, you might be the "problem" child, but as Seagull Junker Palin, I'm pretty sure I'd be the lead singer for an atrocious eighties band.
As Bang Walmart Palin, I'd be the one that dropped out of high school.
Twice.
Steam Fangs Palin..that's John McCain for you..
Seriously now:
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin
!!
Does this mean I'm related to that family in New Jersey? Oy vey.
I'm Strangle Thicket Palin. Personally I think her bunch sound like a litter of Labrador puppies. If only she'd had one called Field (Track and Field....?)
My sister, Soup Landmine Palin, has just accepted to be Secretary of the new Agriculture and Defense Department in McPalin's administration.
ROFL
"David, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
"Bush Gator Palin
"Who knows, Bush Gator Palin you just might be president one day!"
Somehow I strongly doubt that. My name has been permanently stained with the last 8 years, and the Gator part isn't helping. Nope, definitely won't be president. I think I'm the suicidal child.
Tis is Chin Trout Pakin, mother of Skein Chug Palin
My name is too ethnic for her to be able to Americanize. She would just abort me.
I am Rot Pipeline Palin. And I am proud.
Actually I amm Crabmommy and I wrote a Palin baby name satire for a column I write at Cookie magazine (Conde Nast, motherhood), discussing whether or not women should be allowed the right to choose...her own baby names. Should anyone feel so inclined, here's the link:
http://tinyurl.com/5zwfet
Thanks for the laugh. It's a riot.
My new name made my day. It's really funny. I'm not sure it would fit me except if I played hockey. My new name is Puck Mule Palin. My fiance's new name is Bullet Bodycheck Palin he's perfect for the Secret Service with a name like that.
I thought it would be funny to see what names Sarah Palin kids would have and they are more creative than their real names.
Track Palin=Crunk Petrol
Trig Palin=Molten Contra
Bristol Palin= Quarter Granite
Willow Palin= Churn Scorpion
Piper Palin=Spoon Archer
My name is Krinkle Bearcat Palin.
Drill Swollen Palin here. I think my barefoot and pregnant fate is sealed.
My name would be Meat Notgay Palin -- perfect for a gay vegetarian!
I am Krinkle Bearcat Palin: and so is my Guinea Pig! I'd definitely have some identity issues, and some endive and carrot wouldn't go astray...
sport grunt palin--holla!
Plop Hero Palin. Damn glad to meet you!
I think I will go invade a country when I am done typing this
Blaster Commando Palin
Mom always liked me best!
Beretta Hockey Palin
http://www.236.com/video/2008/get_your_war_on_8919.php
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin
LOL schwarzkopf = blackhead in german. Das ist nicht so 'murrican, nicht?!
You need to create a Facebook application. If you do you'll have millions of people experiencing what it's like to find your name would be "Plank Castle"
Laughed so hard tears were rolling ... thanks, very cathartic. Need all of that we can get right now.
Bigger Channel Palin
Icepick Motor Palin. Can I run for vice president too? I was captain of the debate team in high school.
Oh my God, I'm...
Mullet Troll Palin!
Sounds like child abuse to me... but then so does teaching your kids that Adam and Eve hung out with dinosaurs 6000 years ago.
Four more years!
Molten Contra Palin
Help me I'm melting.... :-)
"Barack Obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Tarp Lazer Palin
Who knows, Tarp Lazer Palin you just might be president one day!"
Who knows? Might give him an edge if the repubs can't confuse him with Osama.
Well I'm sure the FBI will keep close tabs on me - I'm Stinger Assassin Palin!
Fear me! I am KRINKLE BEARCAT PALIN!! ROWR!
Mullet Troll Palin checking in for duty.
Bang Walmart Palin
Wow if only my mother had known...
John Sidney Mccain, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Fork Decoy Palin
Who knows, Fork Decoy Palin you just might be president one day!
'nuff said
My name would be Missle Blunt Palin. That and Mrs. Palin is scary.
My son is Still Hardrock Palin. You can imagine the teasing he gets in school.
My mom's real name is now Slay Panther Palin.
Is that some code? Should we be afreaid? Will the 'advance team' for McCain be pounding on our door?
Oh! The voices in my head!
I am Plop Hero...
My name would be Buster Taint Palin.
For a second there I thought I had entered my name into a porn name generator.
Pure brilliance!
Cheers,
Seagull Junker Palin
Loin Tunnel Palin...wow. I just love that!
Great job!
Hose Hotrod Palin! Amazing.
Ammo Canal Palin... I love the "Canal" in there!
I am Shank Piston Palin. Here me roar!
The folks named Mullet Troll Palin? I hope you have a great personality. :-)
And these are the people who make fun of African American names!
Hello from Seam Marauder Palin, my husband Ladel Torque Palin and our daughter, Puck Mule Palin! We're busy building our bomb shelter for the impending "Perhaps so" nuclear war with Russia!
"osama bin laden, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Krinkle Bearcat Palin "
har
Pol Pot Palin aka Hotlaska
Funny for liberals to be making fun of the kinds of baby names that liberals are famous for when a conservative follows their lead. :)
Ha, I am Stinger Assassin Palin
Crank Widow Palin.
Awesome dude!
My dad would be Smoke Strapon Palin.
Something tells me the Democrats would be able to make some hay out of that one.
Spine Breeder Palin
Extra vertebrae, just what I need.
the only name relevant is McSame. McPalin is the same old politics wrapped up in bad cheap off the shelf walmart style glasses. oh the other name thats important wil be "out of wedlock preggy" her daugher. all McPalin's lofty jesus preaching but cant manage her only family.
WMD finally located! Bush went to war in the wrong country. I've been in the United States all along - WMD Cessna Palin
Nixon Hailfire Palin reporting for duty, sir!
Am I the only person who has noticed Sarah's last two name choices are both TV characters who... well, look at that, Uber-Christian conservatives. They were WITCHES. One of them was even a lesbian. *GASP* Surely, our model of Good Christian Values wouldn't allow such trash to be viewed in her home, let alone long enough to grow fond of a couple of character names... Would she? WOULD SHE?!?! Who yon gonna vote for now, Ye Of Dubious Political Criteria?! WHO?!
Spam goes... Charmed didn't claim the names Piper and Bristol. Furthermore Christians like fiction too, so if they're "witches" who gives a crap. Harry Potter is Christian Allegory, the only people you see complaining about that are the loony Christians. The rest of us see it for what it is.
And yeah.. um... we really shouldn't talk about "personality politics" when Obama is ALL personality. No experience, very little concrete statement about what he plans to do. As a legislator he's voted "present" 130 times and as a Senator he's been away campaigning for 3/4 of his term.
Barack Obama wants to kill real estate and the US dollar with his economic policies. Have you looked at them? He's going to be Jimmy Carter 2 (who was the worst president in history, not just by my opinion, but by performance polls, the iranian hostage crisis, the economy, etc)
But I do think it's fair game and hilarious to mock her kid's names. Pfft. Trig.
I think this is too funny, I linked to it. My name is Halter Grasshopper
Bwahahaha!
So stupid.
I'm dyin' over here!!! I'd be Strangle Thicket Palin....
What a riot...
Outstanding. Signed, and forever in your debt: Stinger Assassin Palin.
Looks like I'm Log Justice Palin. I guess I'm destined to be either a judge or a vigilante woodsman superhero.
Commando Coalfire here, saying I am proud to be part of this family. Seriously, this is the biggest laugh I've had all day! Great name for a strong, psychologically messed-up woman!
Rifle Panzer Palin. Yeeeeeeehaawwwww!!!
Chalk Revelations Palin here. Proud mother of baby girl Gamebird Kelp Palin. God help us.
Scat Dubya Palin
Hells yes.
Ammo Canal Palin
fabulous.
Would mind sharing the php code you used to create this? thanks!
SARAH PALIN IS A CUNT! Help spread the word by rocking the t-shirt today... http://www.cafepress.com/palin_is_a_cunt
No....I'M Krinkle Bearcat Palin. Oh and so's my wife...
Since I live in San Francisco, Fog Piles Palin sort of makes sense...
Another good one is http://www.areyoureadytobepresident.com
If Sarah Palin was her own mother she would named Flack Gobbler Palin. How did you program this site? Are the names just random, or is there some inherent logic that produces these bizarre combos.
Slam Spear Palin
I, Shove Maggot Palin and the mother of Bomb Locomotive Palin. Good laugh, thanks
Greetings from
Stag Tonnage Palin
And here I thought that was a weight measurement of the kills she's made from her ground and aerial vehicles.
I'm Oxycontin Track Palin!
stick freedom palin!
I am Mangle Blue Palin! But you can just call me ManBlue. Hey. Wait a second.
"Crumb Scramble Palin" actually describes me fairly well.
Wesson Scalper Palin. Sweet.
Commando Coalfire Palin, at your service...
If the Democratic ticket were children of Palin, they would be:
Tarp Lazer Palin for President
Beans Harpoon Palin for Vice President
NOW we know about those long Alaska nights!
Bang Walmart Palin
I am: Open Aircraft Palin
LOVE IT!!!
. . . Steak Leather Palin.
barrack hussein obama, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:
Axe Diesel Palin
Who knows, Axe Diesel Palin you just might be president one day!
"Drink Hack Palin"
Hah! A drinking hack... I'd fit into the palin family perfectly.
I only wish I had 50 more names.
Your friend, Clip Dragon Palin
Shave Razorback Palin, should I be a hairdresser or a serial killer?
"lehman brothers" got a palin name of "pump bust"
please tell me that's rigged.
Krinkle Bearcat Palin
Apparently, Joseph Lieberman would be "Mounty Bat Palin" of "Pistol Tanker Palin" for short.
I remain, yours truly,
Turbine Yukon Palin
Please stop making fun of my mum.
-Hunger Tallest Palin
I've got my side business open for customers now. Please bring your own rigs. No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
Truly yours,
Chop Meth Palin
I am....Sack Panther.
MEOW
"Goalie Sanka Palin."
So THAT explains why I got beat up in school so often. Also it explains Track's addiction to OxyContin.
Rust Mustang Palin here...I must be named after what's parked in the back yard!
Trowel Ogre Palin
Oh, man. What'd I ever do to deserve this?
I'm too late to be born to Sarah Barracuda, but this tool lets me be "born again" from Ms. Up-Do herself! Thanks!
I wrote about the Name Generator on my blog here.
sigh. I'll never be invited out to dinner again: I am Grill Igloo Palin
CLIP DRAGON PALIN. How rockin is that?!!
What? Sport Grunt Palin. Heck, that's practically generic compared to the Dragon and Assassin Palins. But I guess I got the patriotism nod.
I love this.
Ripper Shook Palin.... at your service.
With the name like I got, I'm tempted to email the esteemed governor and ask if she would legally adopt me:
Stinger Assassin Palin.
Uh... "Charcoal Sniper Palin"??? I don't think so. Kinda unpleasantly inappropriate, don't you think?
If I go with just my middle initial instead of my middle name, I get "Snooker Hinge Palin" which seems a lot less ominous.
Creation Schwarzkopf Palin
LEAVE SARAH ALONE
Thank you,
Qweef Clusterbomb Palin
Dang I got them both
McCain Fortess Palin
This is too awesome! Thanks for the great laugh!
Cheers,
Stockyard Mudslide Palin
☭ Cheney Wolfhound Palin ☭
Falter Locust Palin.
I feel like a really unsuccessful biblical plague.
The BEST of all time:
BANG WALMART PALIN
Man, I have to share this...
Wow, i was reading some of these comments, and so many of the names repeat. And also that 2 comment argument somewhere in the middle im pretty sure George bush jr was the worst president ever. He got us into the iraq war and has caused more debt then all of the previous president. Wow
peace out
-Tank Dent Palin
"Missile" is spelled with a second "i". "Missle" is not a word. Might want to fix that.
My name would be Strike Chipper Palin. Wow. And I thought Stacy was waaaay to conventional.
I am proud to be Plop Hero Palin. It has a kind of nobility to it, I think.
While I would end up as "Tape Boise Palin," I thought I'd check for Palinesque appelations for the current gang of carpetbaggers.
Here are the results:
George Bush = Open Aircraft Palin
Dick Cheney = Wood Corps Palin
David Addington = Pump Bust Palin
Karl Rove = Ladel Torque Palin
My sweetie and I got "matching" names:
Speck Backfire and Stockyard Mudslide
I'm thinking that that if we were Sarah's, we'd be ... Speck and Stockyard, aka "the twins."
Cessna Field Myers Palin ...*go figure
Nice...nothing like having a good laugh first thing in the morning
Shoulder Frontier Palin...
that just reeks of awesomeness
i too would be Ladel Torque Palin
how can the world get by with two of us?
Ammo Canal Palin here
I dunno, the dyslexic in me wants to read it as Anal Palin... Is that grandpa Freud speaking to me?
John McCain = Steam Fangs Palin
tee hee
That's Miss Nixon Hellfire Palin. If you're nasty.
I'm Taupe Armageddon Palin.
My sister is
Blaster Commando Palin.
How sick is that?
Looks like I am the adopted, Latin-American Palin, as I am the first and only
Mole Valdez Palin!
I like to think it's pronounced "mo-LAY" like the spicy chocolate sauce, and not "MOL" like a spot on your skin.
Hi! My name is Duct.
Duct Idaho Palin.
I think I'm going to have my personal stationery changed. But, of course, I'd drop the Palin.
Yes, yes, we get it. The internet crowd is pro-Obama. I'd like to see a random generator that spews out completely random things that Obama says when his teleprompter goes down.... like, you know, asthmatics needing breathalyzers, etc.
I'm "Trowel Ogre Palin"
DISGUSTING!!! :)
love it...but where is the mccain baby name generator? oh...he cannot "generate" babies???? hmmmmm.....
Hahaha, McCain Fortress Palin in the place to be! My roomates are Rock Crane and Cuppa Invader, and my dad is Bush Gator Palin. Great stuff!
Tank Dent Palin on board!
what a laugh!
mine is Drill Swollen Palin
My girlfriend: Bomb Locamotive Palin.
Her sister: Pump Bust Palin (aww shit!)
My dogs: Mounty Bat and Speck Backfire Palin
Jesus: Axe Diesel Palin
My boss: Clop Clutch Palin
Sarah Palin: Flack Gobbler Palin
you leave my mommy alone!
-- Spine Breeder Palin
Sarah Palin has more executive experience than all 3 candidates combined. If you want to talk about content of resumes. she's the one with any experience.
I will never miss you ...
your beloved son
Sack Panther Palin
Nam Guadalupe Palin. Pleased ta meetcha.
Bang Walmart Palin even thinks his momma ain't qualerfied to be VeePee.
Smoke Strapon Palin. Unbelievable.
Meet my Family(:
Skunk Grunt Palin-My Mommy.
Vise Peeper Palin -My Daddy
Seam Marauder Palin-My Step Dad
Charcoal Sniper Palin-Me
Shank Piston Palin-My 5 year old brother
Taupe Armageddon Palin-My14 old Brother
Wesson Scalper Palin-My 16 year old sister.
You know you love us
xD
My cat is Stinger Assassin Palin
now that's right on the money
Moose Roadster Palin reporting. So that's what, moose head on the hood of an Astin Martin? Or maybe a moose driving the Astin Martin? Y'know, with a cravat and a nice cherry stemmed pipe. Through Lichtenstein. In June.
can you make this a gadget for my google home page? just asking.
I do not understand?
What is so funny?
regards,
Loin Falcon Palin
My name is Snowshoe Man.
The world clearly faces a fearsome transformation if Sarah Palin becomes VP!
That's why I'm voting for Mr. Tarp Lazer Palin and Mr. Beans Harpoon Palin in 2008.
I, Comma Liberty Palin, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Amen.
Meat Notgay Palin
she knows me so well.
As Drown Wing Palin, I'd be the goth girl cutter in the family who listens to The Smiths a lot.
Brilliant idea -- thanks!
Tape Boise Palin. I have a theory that all her children are named after the place they were conceived. So I guess I was conceived at the Office Depot in Idaho!
Holy crap...my wife would be Smoke Strapon Palin...that sounds kinda hot.
I'm Wesson Scalper Palin and my husband is Can Lightning Palin ... looks like there will be a grease fire in the can tonight!
Charcoal Sniper Palin here! Can you help me find a grassy knoll and the closest Weber grill?!
Pick Beef Palin... I must be a lobbyist for the cattle industry.
You people have WAY too much time on your hands.
Love it! :)
Ladel Torque Palin
I am the ultra-All-American Jeep Pike Palin.
All I need is a metal detector! My name would be:
Rake Trinket Palin
Spackle Camshaft Palin
WMD Cessna Palin! How's that for a name? What the heck is WMD???
My hubby would be Froth Moonshine Palin! LOL
And our kids would be:
Shaver Razorback Palin
Flex Gunship Palin
Stoppage Lead Palin
Chisel Dustup Palin
LOL! Too funny!
Greetings, from "Shoulder Frontier Palin"
I am Plate Jungle Palin. Wonder if I should consider that when I have another baby?
Crutch Camp Palin sez: "Anyone can be Prezeedent!"
Hook Tuneup Palin here, looking to flush out some community organizers and take back this country! Me, personally, for my own.
Blitz Harden Palin here, though I really wanted to be named Calculus Pavement Palin. Wah!
Froth Moonshine Palin, funny.
"Halter Grasshopper Palin"
Dang! ... I wanted Flex Gunship Palin!
Waaaaaaaah!!!! I wanted Flex Gunship Palin!!!!!!
Mounty Bat Palin reporting for duty :)
"Loin Falcon Palin" on 2nd try....
Now THAT I can live with!
Let's see... LOIN FALCO.... Falcon Loins.... Hey, this is getting better by the minute! Whoa!
Thump Hummer Palin!
Nixon Hailfire Palin
hellsyeah...
i'm so proud to be Stake Shed Palin. Thanks, Mom!
Bigger Channel Palin
Who knows, Bigger Channel Palin you just might be president one day!
Looks like I could either go into TV programing or sailing.
This thing is scary accurate!
LanceThruster = Still Hardrock Palin
Hey, count your blessings, bub. Fine to chuckle about being born to Sarah Palin with a funny name, but if Barack Obama were your father, you might not get a chance to be born at all.
I have to admit I laughed.
Wood Corps Palin
Stinger Assassin Palin.
I'm already looking for the online application for a legal name change . . . that's freakin' awesome.
My name is
Krinkle Rifle Palin
so don't mess with my family!
If Sarah palin were her own mom she'd be - Flack Gobbler Palin
How very true!
I am McCain Fortress Palin
Which is a boys name, in my opinion....
how very, very cruel
Drill Swollen Palin! I Love it!
Oh this is perfect.
See also: http://sarahpalinclubswhales.com/2008/09/15/sarah-palin-clubs-whales/
My name is Bow Nato McNasty McBush McSame..... how interesting!
Block Lionel Palin at your service!
Chop Meth Palin here...do i have a sibling named "Crystal Meth Palin"???? Are you out there, sibling???
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Yes, the American people have learned from experience that it's not the content of your resume but the quality of your character that will make you a good president. And with the war in Iraq, the mortgage crisis, the banks going bankrupt, China winning the Olympics, and Gossip Girl on TV, we really need a personality cult more than we need policy. Get our your life insurance, your gun, and your credit card, because we're in for a rocky future.
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W00t Obama for prez!@11!
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